Big Cock Energy Drink: This “Playerz” coming at you.

I can not help if the beyotches love the big cock, honestly it was god given, kinda.

This little blonde was so sexy, said she didnt even like to drink energy drinks but still had her mouth and hands all over me, no one can resist the Big Cock

Seriously this blonde told me straight up, I hate energy drinks. Fuck Lost on this one. But I worked the Big Cock Energy Drink magic and it started to rub off on her. She was that bitch up front but I really want to let my guard down to you type of chick. hmmmm, I love it. The big cock even took over her party she was having, befor you knew it every one hand one of me in their hand. Kind of an energy drink orgy if you will. Of course once every one had me in their hand it was on…. The gossip of the party was how big cock was the shit and then all the other boys were being asked to own up, you have big cock they were asked, but come on, no one compares to the Big Cock and once I am at the party the mood always changes to pure love!

The Masseuse and The Cock

This sweet little blonde was all about the big cock, her massage table was a perfect fit for energy drink love.

When I said I would do a shoot with a massage table I was not expecting much, lay there maybe get some rubs from some 60 year old Asian masseuse but then I walked into the room and I was energy drink loving my model counterpart. Skinny sweet blonde that kept giving me some looks like we are taking this to the next level…. Shit after hanging with this girl for a while, she had me. She even started getting a little dirty with me and I was turned on like donkey kong… I was getting hot and normally I am best chilled cold. But by the end of the shoot I was all, hey why don’t we… and then she was all hey why don’t you…. meet my dork boyfriend. Oh well, not even big cock pulls em all in especially when they have shit taste in boys.

Hollywood divas and energy drink

I do prefer blondes, or brunettes, or red heads. OK I am an equal opportunity employer, and give them to me in twos and I am in energy drink heaven!

Holy shit they were dirty, so classy to start but when they found out I was an energy drink and they too could have the taste of a nice big cock, it was over. They could not get enough. Seriously we partied all night long and they mixed me with every alcohol you could imagine. The even mixed it up with Little Pussie for a while, oh yea they swung that way…

Hot Teacher Shows Energy Drink Bliss….

It started out so innocent, she was only there to support her friend but after some sweet energy drink talk from me, Big Cock. Bam! it was on all night long...The loving gets thick from this energy drink, come get some.

This sweet innocent girl. Gawwwd even looking at her pic one more time I have to say. DAMMM. She had the whole innocent older teacher thing going on and sure enough came to find out she was quite the teacher. She taught this young energy drink a thing or two, luckily I liked her enough not to kiss and tell but let me just say, those lips knew how to handle an energy drink. And when she started mixing me with alcohol it was on. Nice work cool chick.

Be Smart. Dumbass

I dont know if you know it or not but too much of anything can be a bad thing- so drink me, mix me with alcohol, party hard and always be smart about it. Every knows you gotta be smart, even if you are a dumb ass. So Be Smart, you get it? Dumbass. You better of got it….

Girls get Freaky When Big Cock Energy Drink Is Around

Lick that Big Cock Baby! Lick It!! Alright well it is easier to drink than lick since it is an energy drink...

Seriously did she really just do that, and I didn’t have to pay her? Man- you chicks are loco(that’s crazy for my white suburban geeks) these days, ask and you shall receive. Big Cock Likee! can I lickee?! Energy Drink on out of the rooster cage….

I just wonder if they do what ever I ask of them when can I take this relationship to the next level. I suppose being an energy drink packing only a fake 8 inches and whole burst of true energy drink love the next level is literally an all night party. Which of course I can handle. Little Pussie Energy Drink and I the big Cock Energy Drink are made to stay up all night long. We are also made for innuendo. We hint around at and bring out the sex discussion you wish to occur at every party. Now once it comes out keep it cool and dont become some blubbering idiot beggin to see the next chicks tits. See if you have it in you to play it cool, like I do when I am around the ladies and ask to get slipped into her tits, now that is jedi mind trick power there YO!

That mouth wrapped around that big cock energy drink definitely wants to do more than drink.

Now she was willing to take in some big cock. This girl did a two minute photo shoot with me and this is one of the more tame pictures. And if it had not been for the fact we were in public I think she would have taken our relationship to the next level. hmmm, the next level for this pervert is a good drinking but I will take any kind of full insertion I can get I guess. And remember pervert I am an energy drink, in the end it sucks to be me. Now go party hard, have some big cock and get some. Oh and as the lawyer says- dont be a dumbass, whatever you are going to do with me do it safe-dumbass.

WTF you mean you dont do energy drinks?

Hot ass Blondes that are about to lip my energy drink greatness turn me on, and I am tin can.

This hottie blonde gave me good lip service and she claimed she doesnt “do” energy drinks, well with those lips, I would romance the shit out of her to get the sack music playing….

Hey Bitches, its an energy drink lighten up.

That is right this big cock is packing. Packing the energy for the rest of the night.  You want in then go buy my shit and let’s party. eroticbeverages.com Now that is outta our way lets get acquainted. Who are you. Me I am the stud on the front of that can you are looking at. You dont see it, here look closer:

Big Cock Giving It To The Little Pussy

Big Cock Is Here. WTF you looking at?

Hey I am the man on the front of that blue can, I am an energy drink that not only joins the party but makes the party, guarantee. You pull my shit out and you will see the mood swing very fast. If it doesnt you are partying with a bunch of yuppy prudes, leave now.  What you will see is this cock talked about.  Then it is on. Pull out my girl lil pussie and now you gonna have an orgy goin soon…

Get your big cock on, I am an energy drink you perv, and I am a rooster, get it, Cock. Rooster. Lighten up there Francis

Now that the conversation is rolling, go get me some alcohol.  Yep you heard me right an energy drink that wants you to help him get his drink on.  I am the cola flavor and lil pussie is the fruity kitty. Mix me with some capn and it is on. Its my personal favorite, Capn’s Cock they call us. It will be the best cocktail you have had in a while.  If capn is too sweet for your hard ass then pull out my boys, Jack, Jim or CC and mix us up.  Them may be fighting words though cause when we are together we kick some ass. Now dont you go kicking anyones ass though you dumbass.  Just do me a favor- enjoy the shit out of us but find some gawd damm responsibility and let the good times roll on, do not fuck it up. Did you hear me, you hear me lil pussie, no more cat fights. She is a feisty one.

Dirty Chick on Dirty Blankets In a Dirty House, Getting Dirty

Dirty Bitch on Dirty Blankets In a Dirty House, Getting Dirty

Are you kidding me, she was yesterdays news, I hate when lil pussie gives me shit for taking what only wants some of this big cock. I have to give the shit out yo! Hey pervert I am an energy drink, dumbass.

Hello world go get some Big Cock, you know you love it!

Fuck You.