Girls get Freaky When Big Cock Energy Drink Is Around

Lick that Big Cock Baby! Lick It!! Alright well it is easier to drink than lick since it is an energy drink...

Seriously did she really just do that, and I didn’t have to pay her? Man- you chicks are loco(that’s crazy for my white suburban geeks) these days, ask and you shall receive. Big Cock Likee! can I lickee?! Energy Drink on out of the rooster cage….

I just wonder if they do what ever I ask of them when can I take this relationship to the next level. I suppose being an energy drink packing only a fake 8 inches and whole burst of true energy drink love the next level is literally an all night party. Which of course I can handle. Little Pussie Energy Drink and I the big Cock Energy Drink are made to stay up all night long. We are also made for innuendo. We hint around at and bring out the sex discussion you wish to occur at every party. Now once it comes out keep it cool and dont become some blubbering idiot beggin to see the next chicks tits. See if you have it in you to play it cool, like I do when I am around the ladies and ask to get slipped into her tits, now that is jedi mind trick power there YO!

That mouth wrapped around that big cock energy drink definitely wants to do more than drink.

Now she was willing to take in some big cock. This girl did a two minute photo shoot with me and this is one of the more tame pictures. And if it had not been for the fact we were in public I think she would have taken our relationship to the next level. hmmm, the next level for this pervert is a good drinking but I will take any kind of full insertion I can get I guess. And remember pervert I am an energy drink, in the end it sucks to be me. Now go party hard, have some big cock and get some. Oh and as the lawyer says- dont be a dumbass, whatever you are going to do with me do it safe-dumbass.

WTF you mean you dont do energy drinks?

Hot ass Blondes that are about to lip my energy drink greatness turn me on, and I am tin can.

This hottie blonde gave me good lip service and she claimed she doesnt “do” energy drinks, well with those lips, I would romance the shit out of her to get the sack music playing….

Hey Bitches, its an energy drink lighten up.

That is right this big cock is packing. Packing the energy for the rest of the night.  You want in then go buy my shit and let’s party. eroticbeverages.com Now that is outta our way lets get acquainted. Who are you. Me I am the stud on the front of that can you are looking at. You dont see it, here look closer:

Big Cock Giving It To The Little Pussy

Big Cock Is Here. WTF you looking at?

Hey I am the man on the front of that blue can, I am an energy drink that not only joins the party but makes the party, guarantee. You pull my shit out and you will see the mood swing very fast. If it doesnt you are partying with a bunch of yuppy prudes, leave now.  What you will see is this cock talked about.  Then it is on. Pull out my girl lil pussie and now you gonna have an orgy goin soon…

Get your big cock on, I am an energy drink you perv, and I am a rooster, get it, Cock. Rooster. Lighten up there Francis

Now that the conversation is rolling, go get me some alcohol.  Yep you heard me right an energy drink that wants you to help him get his drink on.  I am the cola flavor and lil pussie is the fruity kitty. Mix me with some capn and it is on. Its my personal favorite, Capn’s Cock they call us. It will be the best cocktail you have had in a while.  If capn is too sweet for your hard ass then pull out my boys, Jack, Jim or CC and mix us up.  Them may be fighting words though cause when we are together we kick some ass. Now dont you go kicking anyones ass though you dumbass.  Just do me a favor- enjoy the shit out of us but find some gawd damm responsibility and let the good times roll on, do not fuck it up. Did you hear me, you hear me lil pussie, no more cat fights. She is a feisty one.

Hello world go get some Big Cock, you know you love it!

Fuck You.