Big Cock Is Here. WTF you looking at?

Hey I am the man on the front of that blue can, I am an energy drink that not only joins the party but makes the party, guarantee. You pull my shit out and you will see the mood swing very fast. If it doesnt you are partying with a bunch of yuppy prudes, leave now.  What you will see is this cock talked about.  Then it is on. Pull out my girl lil pussie and now you gonna have an orgy goin soon…

Get your big cock on, I am an energy drink you perv, and I am a rooster, get it, Cock. Rooster. Lighten up there Francis

Get your big cock on, I am an energy drink you perv, and I am a rooster, get it, Cock. Rooster. Lighten up there Francis

Now that the conversation is rolling, go get me some alcohol.  Yep you heard me right an energy drink that wants you to help him get his drink on.  I am the cola flavor and lil pussie is the fruity kitty. Mix me with some capn and it is on. Its my personal favorite, Capn’s Cock they call us. It will be the best cocktail you have had in a while.  If capn is too sweet for your hard ass then pull out my boys, Jack, Jim or CC and mix us up.  Them may be fighting words though cause when we are together we kick some ass. Now dont you go kicking anyones ass though you dumbass.  Just do me a favor- enjoy the shit out of us but find some gawd damm responsibility and let the good times roll on, do not fuck it up. Did you hear me, you hear me lil pussie, no more cat fights. She is a feisty one.

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